Here's where I park stuff I found amusing--or thought somebody might.
Believe me, everything here is a complete waste of your time.

Toooo funny:  
A recording of an actual voicemail message from a guy witnessing a car accident.  His "blow by blow" description is hilarious--I like it so much that I squander some of our valuable bandwidth just to give it a permanent home here:   Voicemail message

Photo BELOW: Tubing the rapids, July 2000
The quality of the photo is terrible since I took
it with one of those throw-away water cameras.

PHOTO: Jim delivers breakfast to our campsite
during one of our weekends of "roughing it'

Evolution of Dance
Leprechaun & The Golfer
Its a Wonderful Life
Dr Seuss Explains Computers
The Magic Mirror for Women
Preaching to a Bear
Christians Change a Light Bulb
Church of Legos
A Really Awful Joke
Wild Bathroom
The Night Before Christmas
Install Your Own Home Security System
How to Use an ATM
Ghostly TV Ad
Free Eye Exam
Crab Having a Really Bad Day
Calibrate your Mouse
Google circa 1965
BS Bingo for the Office
Household Hints
Free McDonalds Coupon
The Ultimate Bull Shot
Dr Seuss Explains Computers
When a Geek is Drowning
Amazing Human Brain
Clean Your Toilet in 7 Easy Steps
Dogs' Prayers
Why We Hate Class Reunions
Finding Nemo
When Witches Drink Too Much
Pumpkin Flashers
Happy Pig
Plumber with Good Self Esteem
How Modest Cats Sunbathe
How Fish see Cats
What Cats Do when You're Not Home
Tequilla Cat
You're from Kentucky if...
You Might Be a Redneck If
Redneck Dishwasher
Redneck Cup Holder
Redneck Yoga
Martha Stewart for Rednecks
Redneck Funeral
Redneck Wedding
Redneck Love Gone Wrong
Redneck Birthday Cake
Redneck Palm Pilot
Redneck Car Door Locks
Redneck Air Conditioning
The REAL Redneck List
The Downside of OnLine Dating
Health Questions Answered
9-11 Memorial Truck
North vs South Football
Dolphin Stress Test
Hillary Clinton's Plane Crash