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Photo below: Paul,
Susan, Mom, Loretta, Bradley, Roger  here's
the plan:
Our Family Calendar
We no longer post a calendar
with our vacation, travel and camping schedules as we have
done in years past. Sorry about that. The
decision to go offline with our schedule
was reached after some measure of
badgering from Paul and Loretta who made the
point that this is, after all, the internet
which anybody can access regardless of their
morals or choice of profession.
More to
the point, for all we know you could be a
low-life burglar who stumbled across our site while
surfing for photos of Janet Jackson naked at
the Super Bowl (a copy of which we happen to
possess, by the way) and if we tell you when we're planning to be away, it might give you the idea to break into our houses and
rob us blind.
Truth
is, none of us owns anything remotely worthy
of a heist, but if we did we'd
be cranky if you
snatched it while we
were off somewhere--especially if
we'd used our own darned website to tell you when
the coast was clear to do it.
And as for you,
if you would apply that sleazy
criminal mind of yours to thinking clearly
for a change, you would realize that stealing a
bunch of crap we got on sale at Pier One
isn't worth spending the rest of your life in
prison. I don't think I need to point
out that this could likely involve your
having to take your daily shower with a
big ol' boy named Pattycakes, a prospect that
even a hardened criminal such as yourself
surely would not relish. Thus, the
best thing for everybody is to leave you in
the dark.
So sayeth my siblings.
For
further proof of how smart we are not to post
personal information on the internet, read
this
(and if you really insist
on seeing that photo
of Janet Jackson naked
at the Super Bowl,
here it is)
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